and in what should come as no surprise to anyone with a brain...
and for the very last game of my intrepid, six year career:
and in case you were wondering...
the alternate names of the dashing KK!!! and the alternate names of the smashing Smithy and slashing Roam.
Well kids, my time here is at an end. I have beaten battlefield 1942. I may yet slay again some day, but for the forseeable future, I'm done. Think of it as a gift, from me, to you. You've hated me, you've loved me, you've feared me and respected me, all at the same time and not having a clue.
The same scoundrels you convinced yourselves were cracked and torn were actually schooling you for almost a decade, and you were all unaware of the slaughter. A few of you have been spectacular playmates, and a well respected nod goes certain players from GG, tweedle, boom, fhf, house of monkeys, tlb, cc, and all of the other servers, sites, and clans who have provided us with kills in the tens of thousands.
Three players came, three players saw, and three players ripped the living daylights out of the lot of you, time and time again. One of them is done, but two still stand, so don't think for a second you're completely off the hook.
But as I said, my time is up. Maybe again, one day, when the time is right and the cosmos is unsuspecting. But for now, think of this as a merry christmas, one in which you can assure yourselves that I will no longer be here to slaughter you. It is my gift to all of you, I am quitting this game.
12/18/07
wanna cry about it? email me and if I laugh at your crying, I might just post it here!