Outpost VXCZ


Hi! I moved cross country again. In this are the pictures of the place I rented.


At first I had a ton of boxes lying around but then I was like 'Hey, wait, I can do something cool with all of these boxes. I know, let's make a fort!!!

I thought I'd take some pictures of my kitchen. It happened to be at night. There is no bike. It does not exist.

A few days later I decided to complete the picture taking procedure and snapped a few more shots.

As I currently have NO FURNITURE I am living off of PURE RANDOM. That is not my TV. This, however, is my righteously awesome punk rocker bed.

Wait, what's that? You see that there? That's the mighty glow from the mighty green closet! Symbiotes and pirate treasure are stored there, kept calm and safe by the soothing green glows.

What's this, another picture of the kitchen?! Why yes, it most certainly is! And this! Over here! Holy zombie jesus I have TWO FRONT DOORS!. Let me say that again. two. front. doors.

Back in the kitchen, there are SPICES and SAUCES and other things with which to make meals. Also, tea, gum, and medical supplies. Because you never know.

For protection, the house defends itself by creating large spikes of pure hydrogen oxide.

These spikes may be used as improvised stabbing weapons, and are favored by certain assassins due to the fruity flavor of the melting hydrogen.

A particularly large specimen viewed by night. Again the same specimen viewed this time during the daylight.